I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
