Heybabeimwearingurpanties
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
