She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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