David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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