Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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