Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dick very happy bro
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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