did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just saw a hot homeless man
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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