you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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