Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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