doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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