Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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