and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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