Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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