This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Randomize
