4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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