oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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