I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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