lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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