haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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