it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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