Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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