Whats the glycemic index on semen?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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