I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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