Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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