I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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