I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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