Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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