I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
how drunk are you?
Several
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
