So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I deserve this hangover.
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