We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So apparently I’m into choking now
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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