I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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