It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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