Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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