Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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