office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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