Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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