i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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