Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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