I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if i can run in heels then i can drive
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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