Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
