Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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