Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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