the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
is wine microwaveable?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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