This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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