Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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