Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she told me i tasted like america
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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