just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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