i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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