Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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