i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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