Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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