He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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