yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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