My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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