Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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