fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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