Got a toothbrush?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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